10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"