10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Why not, when some because there are three.