10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "No river, no fish."
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.