10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.