10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."