10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson