10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth