10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.