10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson