10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)