10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Fook the floosh droo!