10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword