10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)