10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is