10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer