10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear