10 Random Poker Quotes
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- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.