10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson