10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts