10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.