10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.