10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.