10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Those eggs smell delicious!