10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Fold and live to fold again
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977