10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks