10 Random Poker Quotes

• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer