10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus