10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!