10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts