10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson