10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth