10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Fold and live to fold again
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --