10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.