10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo