10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Fook the floosh droo!
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event