10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.