10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'