10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.