10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.