10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician