10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.