10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen