10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-