10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.