10 Random Poker Quotes
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- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."