10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.