10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Fold and live to fold again
- im going to 2 out you to death
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd