10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson