10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus