10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.